Hi Everbody! Pete here. Got some new song lyrics I thought I'd run past you all. Here goes:
I struggled on leaving RADA,
I couldn’t even get a job on "The Bill",
I had no unique selling point,
Other than looking slightly ill.
And then my agent rang me,
He said, "Would you a job with some stress?
There’s a waning super-model,
Who’s desperate for some press.
"She’s rented 'Sid and Nancy',
She’s besotted with Cobain,
Do you think you could hook up with her,
And take a great deal of cocaine?"
So, I got myself the clobber,
And finally stopped being so skint,
Cos soon the press were obsessed with us,
And we made a fucking mint.
I’m sorry if you bought it,
Those stories about superstar junkies ,
But the truth is quite upsetting ,
I’m as manufactured as the Monkees!
Whaddya think folks?
Only kidding of course. Shit, I forgot to make this blog anonymous. Oops!
7 comments:
What a cunning stunt, Pete!
misssym! I was going to say that :-)
Chas B
It demands to be said twice!
True Misssy! Everytime, I think or hear about people like Pete Doherty, I feel that I ought to bill them, for the precious seconds and minutes that have been taken from my life and shall never return.
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