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Hi Everbody! Pete here. Got some new song lyrics I thought I'd run past you all. Here goes:

I struggled on leaving RADA,
I couldn’t even get a job on "The Bill",
I had no unique selling point,
Other than looking slightly ill.

And then my agent rang me,
He said, "Would you a job with some stress?
There’s a waning super-model,
Who’s desperate for some press.

"She’s rented 'Sid and Nancy',
She’s besotted with Cobain,
Do you think you could hook up with her,
And take a great deal of cocaine?"

So, I got myself the clobber,
And finally stopped being so skint,
Cos soon the press were obsessed with us,
And we made a fucking mint.

I’m sorry if you bought it,
Those stories about superstar junkies ,
But the truth is quite upsetting ,
I’m as manufactured as the Monkees!

Whaddya think folks?

Only kidding of course. Shit, I forgot to make this blog anonymous. Oops!