Blog Name: Mr Posh.

My name is David. I have a very sucesfull career as a husband. I have been married by Vihctoria for a long time now and we do have children. Vihctoria is very beutifull and is a good singer. She use to be in a band called the Spy's girls, and now she has a very sucesfull career. She buys lots of clothes and then lets everyone see her so they know how to wear them. She is also a very good mother and always makes sure that the fotografers get a row after they take pichers of the boys. She is always taking them out to places so the fotografers can take pichers then she gives them a row for taking pichers.

We have a new house. I did like the old one but Vihctoria said she wants a new one. She went away to a place called Ellay and found a new one. I like this one better than the old one because I can understand our neybors now. I'm not sure why but I didn't understand the others house's neybors at all. I don't know about the peple who work in the house, because Vihctoria dosnt let me talk to them any more. There was a nice one once that was very frendly but she went away.

We have new frends now, they are very nice. The man is called Tom, and he says the lady is called Katey. She looks very pretty and is very good at smiling at Tom but Tom says she dosnt speak because she dosnt have time because she is always smiling or kising him. Vihctoria says they are just like us, because they are always trying to get fotografers to take fotos of them as well, but I think they must be better at it than we are because Vihctoria says we must always go out with them now to get some of their fotografers because they have so meny. Tom is very funny but I don't realy know what he is talking about. That is becaus he is so clever that he is a sientist. He also flys jets from off a boat which must be very hard. Vihctoria is very clever as well becaus she always knows when I should kis her and when I do we get lots of fotografers. I think Tom told her when she shoud tell me to kiss her so we do that.

Vihctoria told me yesterday that she is singing in her band again. I don't think she really wants to but she says they are giving her a mint for doing it. I don't really understand that becaus she never ever eats sweets anyway. She eats tissues. Vihctoria says that her frend jinjer wasn't nice before, but she is being nice now so they are going to sing together again.

Will this be in the paper? Vihctoria says I have to tell her which one. I play foopball.

Thank God...what does anoneymus mean again?