Blog Name: I'm Just Being Honest

So, I’m thinking of getting “Call Minder” from BT. You know, it’s the thing that shows you the numbers of people who are calling you. You can check out the number and if it’s say Gareth Gates or Shane Ward then you can just let it go to voice mail. It’s a life saver.

Other news is that the restraining order from Kate Thornton is FINALLY in place. It was getting a bit much. She was turning up at all the auditions and annoying the contestants as they came out crying from the audition space shouting, “He did the same to me, you know!”.

Now, she can’t come within a 100 metre distance of me, Sharon, Danni or Dermot. And given that Dermot is in bloody everything right now, that means she pretty much can't appear on TV. Frankly I think the British public owes me a debt for that one.

Louis is quite glad of the physical contact, so he opted out of the restraining order.

The judge did give me a bit of a row though, in his summing up.

He said, “Mr Cowell, I don’t know if there’s a legal precedent for this but there surely must be a legal limit on the number of restraining orders you can have against other citizens. To date we’ve got the fat lass from Glasgow, the stuttering bloke from Yorkshire, the singing bin man, the bit of stuff that won the latest Pop Idol and numerous boy band members that claim you stole their money.

"Let this insincere, talentless bint, Thornton be the last of them”

And I said, “ I could buy and sell you” and he reluctantly had to admit that this was the case.

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