Blog Name: The Little Red Blog

Well it appears I’ve won a poll of some kind. Wow! I can’t believe it! I've never won a thing in my life; not an election, not that war against the Japanese, not the battle against receding hairline.

Well I suppose you can count the hearts and minds of millions of my people. I won them. Yes, I did. Well...OK... I kind of cheated at that, I suppose looking back. It wasn’t really winning as much as taking people who didn’t like me away from their families and having them severely beaten with big sticks.

So, in summary; no, never really won anything. So thanks. Means a lot.

So I suppose I take this chance to give a speech. It just so happens I have one prepared in my Little Red Book ™.

Chew on these nuggets of Commie gold:

“Every Communist must grasp the truth; 'Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.'"
(I see that nice Mr Putin is carrying the torch in that department. Nice work. Poison gas? Shoulda thought of that...)

“The seizure of power by armed force, the settlement of the issue by war, is the central task and the highest form of revolution. This Marxist-Leninist principle of revolution holds well universally, for China and for all other countries.”
(I am sooo going to email that one to George Bush; he is going to shit himself that he’s a Commie!)

“We are advocates of the abolition of war, we do not want war; but war can only be abolished through war, and in order to get rid of the gun it is necessary to take up the gun.”
(Yeah, I was pissed when I wrote that. I can admit that now.)

Thank God I’m dead and this blog is anonymously ghost-written or else Chinese Communism would collapse. Hang on.. excuse me, I'm getting a call. What? Whaaaaaaa???