Blog Name: Spice for Sale!

Isn't it amazing? Really, when you think about how life can throw all these challenges at you, and you can either sink or swim, fight or give up, lie down or stand up, or eat, it's really amazing how well I have survived.

After I outgrew the Spice Girls (still love them!!! Girl power!!!) I was like a little seal cub floating on a bit of ice with cameras all over me and millions of fans floating around me like hysterical bits of wooden wreckage. And when you find yourself floating on a bit of ice surrounded by crying wood, you need to really reach deep within yourself with a spiritual kind of deepness and find a big friendly polar bear who knows about the quicksand of immense fame to come along and show you where the cameras are.

So I found a deeply spiritual polar bear in my great friend GeorgeMichael, and let him in to my MAD! world so we could help each other. And I made it through the desert with my polar bear as he led me safely out of the burning building and back on to the lifeboat. Not that I needed a man to do that for me, but I couldn't have done it without one. Girl Power!

Yes it is sad to see how GeorgeMichael's career has crashed without me beside him, but really I had to think about myself for a change and had to set him free from my crazy world. But I like to think that I have left him with a small piece of me forever. Although he could never get the hang of the 'humming bird resting on a lotus flower' position (men just can't bend that way - girl power!) he was extremely quick to master the art of meditation. All I had to do was even just begin to speak to him and he would be off! And when he meditated, nothing could snap him out of it! And of course he still has this gift that I shared with him to this day.

As SimonManager used to say to me when I started the band, I have a duty to share my gifts.

So last year I gave a gift to the whole world. Perhaps the most special gift a girl can give. A baby. The pure joy, the innocent pureness, and pure simple innocent joy and beautiful happiness that I have given is quite simply amazing. And beautiful. The pure innocent love that I see in the eyes of the world when they see the simple innocent gift that I have given to it is simply amazing. But the amazingly pure thing about giving gifts for me is that I just can't stop!

So after watching the other Spice Girls (love you girls!!!) struggle so much after I outgrew them, I finally decided not to have any more solo hits and lead them to greatness once again like a polar bear. So yes, Girl Power is back! We'll be climbing back on the horse and really making this machine fly!

Please come and see us. Tickets will be available at the usual outlets, booking fees may apply and yes, men can come too! Girl power!

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