Blog name: Pamela - Hollywood Superstar

Hi, my name is Pamela Anderson and I am a serious actress who lives in LA, which is in America. Hi to all my fans around the world who are reading this, which is my blog, what I have written and what is all about me, Pamela Anderson.

Right now, you know, I am writing my own script for a new movie by me, which will be called “Romeo and Prejudice” which is like a combination of my two favourite stories, and it's all about this famous actress who is the best in Hollywood but she spends her spare time healing the sick, and then she meets this amazing guy who is totally cool and teaches rock guitar to blind children and together they get chased by these guys who are trying to build a nuclear bomb and destroy California, but they escape and stop the bomb just at the last minute and they end up getting married on a cliff top in Hawaii as the sun goes down, and she looks just amazing in a sort of kimono outfit which is, like, Japanese, and he just looks gorgeous in his tuxedo and they kiss and that's the end.

I am hoping to get Tom Cruise to play the lead because he is so cool and I don't care how short he is, or maybe Mel Gibson which would be OK because I'm not Jewish. I went to see my agent yesterday to talk about the movie and he is totally behind me, he is so funny though because he kept asking about the sex scenes and telling me to put more in and I said no, this is a romance, you know? Then he showed me a script what he said is so perfect for me and it was called “Ass Busters IV” and he said it was a comedy and I said it sounded more like a porn flick and he said no way, as if. Well, I read that script and I got up to page 15 and so far it's all sex, so I don't know, I mean the script only has 17 pages.

Anyway, I am so busy at the moment, what with my work for this great charity called “StarGrope” which is so cool, they find dirty old tramps and they make them swear to lay off the booze and drugs, and if they stay clean for a month they get to grope my boobs. It does take a while to really work, I mean, I do see the same old faces every month, again and again, but you know I like to do whatever I can to help out.

Well, busy old me has to get moving again! Time to stop writing this blog and head off to the beauty parlour, then the mall for a little shopping, then the clinic to get a little air pumped into the left hand one because it's slipping again. I think those tramps get a little over excited and don't know when to stop groping, but don't tell them I said that, so let's keep this blog anonymous, huh? Ciao!