So I could rake in eight million bucks for 800 words? Ten grand a word, yep, sounds about right. I don't see why I should even get out of bed for less. And it would take at least twice that much to make me crack a smile.
No, no, of course I'm not actively working on a prequel, I'm far to busy counting my fortune to stoop to that. Why bother when you can just point and click, shuffle some words around? Nobody will notice; when's the last time anyone actually sat down and read a proper book after all? There's no need with Hollywood taking all the effort out of it for you.
So.
Chapter One.
In a hole in the ground there lived a
Doddle. Don't know why I never thought of it sooner.
Thank God this blog's anonymous, or everyone would be at it.
And we can't have that, can we my precious?
11 comments:
I know I should join in the slagging there...but I actually got excited about the possibility of a prequel..."The Adventures of Albus Dumbeldore!" , "Sirius Black and His Chums!" Sign me up!
(Sorry, just finished the books and am a little obsessed)
Is it wrong of me to be proud of the fact I have not read any of the books? I haven't even seen all of the films, is that bad too, hmmm let me ponder that?
Misssy - Oh, gosh, you've actually read my books! *blushes*
What are they about again?
HD - Me neither. But they must be good, or I wouldn't be so filthy rich!
Bitch! (sticks tongue out and looks mean)
HD - That's rich bitch to you :P
(Stands up, red in the face)
My name is Asym and i like the potter movies.
(Sits down to murmurs of encouragement).
Hello, Asym. There's no need to be ashamed, really. Just keep handing over the money and everything will be fine.
*rubs hands*
Irritating, RICH, bitch...(sticks tongue out and then makes a rude sound)
I fancy you cos you look a bit like Jennifer Aniston, only richer.
If you were a bloke, would you rather shag JK Rowling or Hermione Grainger (I forget the actress' name)?
The whole thing is a bit awkward, really, If I watch the last Harry Potter film, that Hermione is well fit, but then when you watch the first film she's just a little girl after whom one would and should not lust.
Or should a bloke just play safe and go for the older model, i.e. you?
I'd rather shag Jennifer Aniston, to be honest.
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