Blog Name; Never Gonna Give You Up!

Life has been so busy the past few months as I tried to climb my way up the greasy pole and smash the glass ceiling, I’ve barely had time to update my blog. Yet here I am, pin hammer poised to break the glass. Watch out America! Madam President is on her way!

People have said America is too frightened of smart women to ever vote for me and that I would never be President. They said I was delusional, grasping, living in a dream world. Well I proved them wrong. Look how well I’m doing?

I’m no racist but if anyone ever thought the US would vote for a black candidate, then they are the ones who are delusional. American Pop Idol yes, Presidency, no chance.

And the hype surrounding his campaign! I mean the man is in a fantasy land. Last night he gave a speech that claimed he’d won! Ha! What a fruit loop! Someone should tell him. I mean, it's hard to watch, isn't it? And when I mean someone, I mean someone in a white coat. No! No! Not that kind of white coat…Bill’s from Arkansas, not me! How dare you bring race into this campaign!

Anyway, put the poor man out of his misery. The stress has clearly gotten to him and he needs help. Clinical help.

Anyway, onwards to the Whitehouse. Again! But this time I’m in charge and the interns are nice college BOYS!

Now to get out of this room…I can't see a door and my arms are strangely tied around my body. That stylist they got me; she really is gonna have to go before I win the Presidency. All these buckles and straps...who does she think I am? Sarah Jessica Parker?

Bill! Bill! Sheesh! Who let Bill near those nurses? Bill...get me outta here, I've a campaign to run!