Blog Name: Nick Griffin - My Struggle

Just come down from the loft. Our Secretary for Public Works, Albert Sneers, is designing the new London, or as I like to call it, "New London". Albert's created a marvellous "Parliament Palace of the People". It'll be bigger than the Eiffel Tower, wider than the Taj Mahal and shaped like a Spitfire. His model is coming on really well but he's running low on lego again so we need to get round those charity shops.

Had a meeting yesterday with Joe Gobbles, our PR whizkid, about the recession. Henry Himenher said why don't we blame the jews, bearing in mind their international plot to overthrow governments and dominate the money markets? I pointed out that actually I quite like jews and in fact some of my best friends have spoken to jews. Finally we agreed that we should blame Freemasons. Joe agreed to stage a midnight rally during which we would burn an enormous pile of books about Freemasonry, although not the one proving that Freemasons came from Atlantis and aliens built stonehenge, because that needs to go back to the library next Monday.

I've been really busy out in the garden. The patio has been cleared and Albert and I have dug down nearly five feet. Albert says it'll be a while yet before we can start pouring concrete, but hopefully the bunker will be ready for Christmas. Herby Goring popped over to "help" but, surpise surprise, the fat, lazy bastard just "helped" himself to the contents of my fridge then buggered off again.

Tomorrow I'm seeing our Secretary for Science, Wally Vonbrundebier, who is still working on the Vengence Weapon Mk1. This is supposed to be a ballistic missile. At the moment we have a "Mega ThundaBlasta" left over from bonfire night, in a milk bottle. It's time to asked Wally about progress, and about the 500 quid he's had to fund his research program and about the new Mondeo parked outside and his holiday in Sorrento. Basically I can't help thinking there's something fishy going on here. Last time he promised that progress would pick up now that he has access to slave labour. I reminded him that three Polish plumbers and a Serbian carpet fitter working cash in hand do not count as 'slaves'.

Anyway, now I'm in the European Parliament the cash will start rolling in and then we'll see some changes. Some smart black uniforms for the boys, maybe a few torchlight parades now that we can afford more batteries. I really fancy a place in the country, probably on top of a mountain. Anyway, all that to come but no time to waste. I'd better keep this anonymous though - the gutter press would just take it all out of context and call me 'racist' or some such nonsense. Untermenschen.